To demand back-payment

[BuzzardBird]

For breast feeding so that I can put the money towards a boob job to re-align my once pert boobs?

Just that really, the evidence of bfing being apparent

YANBU. I want it too. I also want back payment for all the free school meals I paid for when they become free to all. I will spend the money taking my children to a posh restaurant.

Oh, I see someone beat me to the operating table with a humour by-pass

I hadn't thought of that one Woo lovely name fellow bird

Me too. I am due three separate payments, I would never have considered breastfeeding in the first place but I just KNEW one day someone would offer me money for it, and then it would be worthwhile.

I am also spending it on nork lifting surgery, as I feel this would benefit the dc most to have a pert, happy mother.

That's the way to a happy family Sofa

Ay Call, "every little counts"

I breast fed my DD for 3 and a half years. Surely I must be quids in?!

I used to read to my children before they went to sleep. I wonder if I can get back-pay for that, I probably saved the school system lots of money.

My favourite was "The Runaway Bunny" (sighs nostalgically)

I want back payment as well...five years worth must be one hell of a lot of Iceland vouchers.

And while I'm at it can I have a credit note for all the donated milk ?

I feel this would benefit the dc most to have a pert, happy mother

Well you know hunni, a happy mumma = a happy bubba ...

;)

That was my first thought on seeing the news this am.

But I have faulty norks (that refuse to produce milk.)
Nobody has yet offered me a refund.
Gutted!

Ah but Wolfie you probably still have lovely boobs then, no need for the lift money?

I want a refund for all the prescriptions and before school care I've paid for, which I wouldn't have had ro pay for if we lived in Wales

With that and the BF money, oh and the cheaper than a hospital birth HB option, and the free school meals surely that's Disneyland here I come?