To be pished?

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Cause I am.

I am Also pished and a little love sick.

It's an ecumenical matter I feel.

yes you are convert.

Glad I'm not love sick. Would do with company though!

Hope they're worth it, Harridan!

Ate loads of bacon. With fresh cherry toms. That's alright, right?

Aww, tell us more Herrena.

yeah that's fine you are what you eat

YANBU.

We need to know about the lovesick though.

I am a little tiddly and DH is working so I am lonely.

Ooh...who you in love with Helena?

Will check back tomorrow - am also a tad squiffy & may fall asleep soon

Father Ted fan hurray!!!

Down with they sort of thing, careful now!

I have a toddler o'clock today tomorrow morning

Bacon is much better. She is worth it but she doesn't realise it.

I need to fuck right off out of my bullshit home town and stop caring.

Blub fucking bulb

Right I'm going to bed someone report my dost to hq and beg them to delete this

DH is making cheese and bacon on toast and I get a lay in tomorrow morning (theoretically, null hypothesis never been tested), my life couldn't be happier.

Women are generally bonkers. Hth

Oh don't IRS the mist depressing story ever abs my typing Is drunk.

We used to get wasted together when we were teenagers now we are borh screwed up lonely single patents. I've loved her for nearly a decade abs have watched her sleep with every bloke that shows an interest and be ever more lonely and unhappy. On Wednesday I'm leaving again and breaking both our hearts AGAIN

Gah

Fuck off, Agent! Showing off your multi functional DP!

I've finished bottle one and have no bottle two.

I have cider but that way lies hangovers.

Women are not generally bonkers. I take exception to that statement.

He topped up my drink too

Although tbf, I did force him to

for Herrena and grace, and you ought to eat something too FrJack.

I'm a woman and I'm bisexual. I know my stuff, Rhonda!

Oh piss, the fridge freezer's just packed up.

Can't believe it's lasted this long tbh.

I've told DH to give it a boot, get it clanking into life again maybe.

Lol, he has as well