to poke DH in the eye because he won't shut up (PMT RAGE)

[mrsjay]

I am not am I,
, I did tell him that i was feeling a bit ragey hormonal and i really didnt want to watch the telly, OH look jay look it this let me rewind it for you, Oh see this bit look look, I then had to snap at him to shut the fuck up be quiet , I should just poke him in the eye eh

Poke him in the eye. Hard. With the TV remote.

HTH.

Do it, it'll make you feel better

LTB

Mines telling me how amazing gta is. I'm going to go to bed soon for some peace

I would leave but i am so bloated and moany that i would probably sit on the front step weeping i have no where to go and nobody loves me I am going to go to bed soon I think for a bit of peace

Mines talking about his mate (colleague I have never met) TELLING him that we should replace the gas fire in the lounge which we never use because OH wigs out about the costs with an aga wood burning stove... uh huh.

As another poor soul who is currently living the PMT rage phase (and has just made myself sick with a whole packet of jaffa cakes)

I am better now the urge has passed i have the sterotypical giant bar of chocolate and he has gone on his ipad

I had a lovely audio book on the go in my lair, DH pops in for a blether (strike 1). I go to the loo (to escape his withering over my book) come back to find he's put the football on MY TV. The match is also blasting out from HIS TV in the living room.
I'm thinking slow painful death.

Ack I felt like that last night with the snoring. Between the DC's waking me and his snorting I wanted to proggle him with my sharp elbow. Just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

oh god katie he came looking for you poor you lamp him

YABVU

You need to poke both eyes!

I have the same issue when he talks about football.i wish i liked it BUT I JUST DONT.when he talks about it it feels like my ears are being tortured.

He's a stalker alright