It was all planned. I would host the party, I would provide the illuminious blue face and body paint and the glitter. I would fill the children full of e-numbertastic Haribo and Carpi Sun. I would provide ghostly decor and SFX and scare them all witless.
Then they would remove not only their own children but also mine.
So, why is it that I have 4 illuminous blue children upstairs when I only gave birth to two normal coloured children? There's something not right with this picture
and they drank the all of thelambrini wine and took the Bulmers home 
I've been had 