to LTB?

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I need a wee. DH refused to go for me.
But I'm so comfy

Vile. Defo LTB.

Thank you. He just raised his eyebrows and 'humphed' at me when I asked.

Bastard. If he won't go for you he could at least carry you to the loo.

I'll ask him but he's just got up to go to the loo himself. He could at least do mine while he's there. i never realised he was so selfish

Bloody men. So selfish to make sure he's comfortable whilst leaving you to cope with a full bladder

Wow, how can you live with a man like that?

I know, its giving me serius food for thought about this relationship.
He not only went himself, he also refilled my wine glass before he got up, just making the problem worse.

*serious

Refilled your glass? It's like he's TRYING to hurt you.

He harrumphed?

I think that is legally grounds for divorce.

He's obviously got it in for me hasn't he? He even lit the fire to make me nice & cosy making it even more difficult to get up.

Yup definite harrumph!

But if you leave him you would have to get off the sofa, can't you just sulk until he apologises.

Totally gas lighting you. Can you get safely away?

Good point! Leaving would probably involve more effort than just going for a wee myself.

Yes. Have another and think about it some more.

Make him leave. That way you can stay comfy and drink wine. I want a fire, could you send yours my way?

Well I don't know what to think now. He said he was popping out to the shed but came back with chinese from over the road. Think I'm going to have to solve the initial problem myself.

Btw thanks for the wine Tee. You'd be welcome to some of our fire Mrs but I'm not sure about transporting it.

Well, if he's bringing you Chinese, he is forgiven.

If your DH can transport your wee, you can send fire my way. I'm with your DH now, selfish hussy. 'Humph' indeed.

What a selfish git. And the Chinese? Really?

Hmmm crispy duck... Maybe we'll just call it even.

My DH is not only refusing to go to the toilet for me, but also won't rinse the sediment out of my wine glass, open a new bottle of wine and pour me another glass of wine.

Ground for mental cruelty, I think you'll agree...

Oh no Bimble, that's an even worse case than mine. We're all here if you need to talk.