To not care a jot about the panda?

[FreakinScaryCaaw]

Just been to visit them at the zoo. As I expected it's asleep. Sleeps 16 hours a day. The male one's ill so can't be on show. So we spend 10 minutes in a room with a video of it actually moving whilst it sleeps in a corner.

Maybe there's a reason it's only in season for 2 days a year? God's trying to tell us something surely?

One horned Rhinos on the other hand are the dog's bollocks. And if you hear one fart you're in for a treat. Fantastic!

Bloody awful creatures.

I often go to sleep to this sound. Though thinking about it, it is amazing we haven't had hoards of randy female koalas trying to break in and get a DH when he is asleep. It is not unlike to godawful noise he makes when he is snoring.

Oh heck qussieqripps

They are extremely cute, and it's a rare animal that gets through my not-bothered-about-animals shell.

But they hate sex and 99% of their preferred diet is something that they can't digest. So what's the point?

They hate sex and eat stuff that they can't deal with.. Do you think they see us humans walking past with food and just dream that they could eat it.

Lets go give them some ice cream and chips.

I prefer donkeys

sassytheFIRST I went to San Diego zoo years ago (early 90's must have been), the Panda's don't stick in my mind (not surprising if they were asleep) but they did have a kick ass huge Gorilla who, when he saw a camera come out would purposefully turn his back on you and stick up his fingers.

Funniest thing I ever did see and thats the only memory I carry of San Diego Zoo, being flipped off by a Gorilla.

JuiceOrtiz

Come on, someone had to...

Do you know why their are no fucking panda.s, because a panda wont fuck a panda, thats why their are no fucking pandas.