Clooney love your post. A nation of humourless Goves with small man syndrome. What a horrific image. I've dealt with Gove at work and he is as weasly and uncompromising as you would imagine. My friend's husband went to school with him. "Repressed little cock" was his rather perfect description. And what he says now goes as far as education is concerned. 
I hate what this says about my, and indeed my whole family's choice, of careers. We're clearly all about soft and easy. My husband is the only family adult who isn't arty and we have all made the arts our lives: an actor, a tv producer, a tv director, an animator, a motion effects designer, an artist, a chef, a writer, a video editor... We celebrate the arts - these subjects have allowed us to put roofs over our heads, food on the table and to have a working life which is enjoyable, fascinating, rarely boring, creative... I could go on.
Is is too much to ask for an education system which looks at the whole child and their learning journey opposed to what grades and in what subjects they achieve? Education should be enjoyable, it should be compelling. It should be inclusive of all subjects which contribute to our enjoyment of life as we'll as the rigours of life. Yes, let's all be able to read, write and understand the universe. But there is so much more to life and work than academics. I do feel that Gove would like education to be tougher and harder and, yes, not as much FUN as he perceives it is now.
To compete in this world today we need people who think creatively, who have an entrepreneurial spirit (even if they don't want to BE entrepreneurs). Someone mentioned the French system... My mum lives in France and most of her friends in her village who have kids or teens try to send their kids back to the uk for schooling after primary because of the lack of creative curriculum. My husband had purely academic schooling and it shows in so many ways. We ignore or devalue these subjects at our peril. They contribute so much to society, so much that is perhaps not obvious to people like Gove.
I can't actually believe we are headed this way and that we are going back to the one exam scenario. How awful for those with an inability to memorise facts (or who find it too dull - and who can blame them?) To me it's like deciding to make all TV's black and white again because TV was better in those days. Except it wasn't really, was it? Black and white minstrel anyone?