To boot DP out?

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The git just brought me a and said ''Here you go, FATTY BOOMBASTIC.

I am not fat at all, although I am rather boombastic.

AIBU to shoot him? After drinking my coffee, obviously.

Has he got coffee too? Shouldn't it be poured over him?

Def not bu. ltb

Thanks, I thought as much!

"although I am rather boombastic."

:o

Look, he was half right AND he brought you a coffee, so I think you should just book yourself in for a boombastic spa treatment.

Did you reply ...'thanks for the coffee scrotum face'

I've refrained from booting/shooting him for now, as he's making our dinner.

Once we've eaten he's in trouble!

yeh big trouble! and he better clear up after or else