to just be James Bond

[idiuntno57]

different city every hour
different partner every day
different life every week

bet he doesn't have to obsess about laundry and wonder what the next meal is going to be.....

Are you being unreasonable to be James Bond?

Unreasonable - not sure.

Unrealistic - yes.

Just talking bollocks - probably.

All I know is, it's bloody annoying being married to James Bond.

"Haven't you darned those bullet holes yet?"

"If Dr No phones, tell him I'll meet him down the pub at 6."

And so on.