To think that if you are OP

[ArgyMargy]

..you should bloody well check your post makes sense and is readable? Starting to really piss me off that people want advice and support but can't even be arsed to check that they have used actual words. Yes, we all struggle with phone keys but some of us take the trouble to correct the typos and bizarre auto-corrects. And you can turn off auto-correct, you know.

If I can't understand your post, you will get no support from me.

Rant over.

Ordinarily perfect?

This is cute

Ostentatiously pretentious.

Outstandingly Pissed

Offended Professionally (see what I did there?)

'orrible person

Outrageously Pillocky

"Offending people"

or maybe it was

"Offering Pizza"

Offended predictively?

here

Offering pillows?

at how this thread went

Oops I wouldn't have been rude if I'd realised we were being offered pizza!

Yes, massive fail on my part!

I love you all.

Apart from the knob who criticised my name - you can just piss off.

so glad you came back!!

iPhones have no scroll buttons, they make checking long posts a pita.

It would be great if we had 10 minutes to edit out rubbish

Well done Argy takes a strong person to admit failures. Get rid of stupid Idiot-Phone.
Won't say too much as my phone has massive crack down the screen and I can't see what I am typing until it is posted.

'my phone has massive crack down the screen'

Did a double take at that statement

at Argy.

Agent really, your mind.

Lolol at you lot

Well done OP, you took your light toasting with good grace

I broke talk guidelines? What did I say?!?!

Sorry, please ignore my above post, totally the wrong thread.

Oh the irony haaaa

I would blame wine, but I didn't have wine, but

now off to check who else I might of insulted last night.