to track down whoever came up with the new lottery ad

[NoisyBrain]

and flick them hard on the nose?

I find it possibly the most irritating ad I've ever seen or heard (it's on Absolute radio every 5 frickin' minutes). It makes me stabby and itchy teethed and generally twitchy - "I've got my tiiiiiicket, na na na naaaa na" and wtf is with that "ooh wackadoo" shite?! Gaaah!!

I won £75 on saturday Na na na naaaa na

OOOO wack a dooo wackkk a dayyyyyy (come back Timmy Mallet all is forgiven...)

After watching the tv advert last night I told it to "fuck off".

Dh was as I never swear!

YADNBU!

I've never seen/heard it but I've got the right arse today so I'll rant with you anyway if you like. I'm sure it's terrible and flicking someone on the nose would improve my day immensely.

I'd be very grateful if you could flick them on the nose with Timmy Mallet's mallet.

Yes I completely agree. I would join you in tracking them down but I'm pinned tothe sofa BFa newborn and so have seen the ad on TV approximately a million times.

It's thanks to BFing my 6-week old ds with the radio on that I've had the misfortune to hear the ad so many times. I feel like sending the ad agency one of his 'special' nappies in the post.

That could work . I have the song in my head now. Better than the one from the Made in Chelsea ad which makes me want to punch myself in the face from annoyance.

I think this is a sign I should turn off the TV and read instead.

Thankfully I haven't seen the MIC ad (or if I have it hasn't registered). Ooh while I'm at it the Aviva ads with Paul Whitehouse playing an array of patronising characters make me want to do some nose flicking too.