To prepare as if for the zombie apocalypse and batten down the hatches

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I have a gorgeous 10 wo DD who feeds c16 times a day and sleeps from 1am-4am then naps on me. Some days she's basket friendly for a while, but mainly not. The only way I survive is DH takes her for an hour or three in the evening and I get some sleep.

Next Monday he's off with work until the following Sat. Both of our families live far away and FIL & SIL are coming tues eve to wed afternoon.

AIBU to be planning on purchasing my body weight in cookies and Ben and Jerry's and not leaving the bed/sofa from Wed-Sat in an attempt to not throw myself / DD* out of the window?

• disclaimer this is clearly a joke and I would never hurt my gorgeous LO

YABU to forget the gin. HTH.

YABU! Exactly what I would do. Enjoy yourselves. It's a sort of extra babymoon

Gin! How could I forget the gin! (Can I co-sleep after 1 little gin?!)