all day breakbreak beans in a jug

[Donky]

my husband wanted all day breakbreak beans by cross and blackwells for dinner so i gave them him in a jug because the plates are all busy but he is doing all the moaning but we all wanted to watch kieth lemon on sky plus

Love you

Make him a hamwich and serve it up on a magazine.
Your plates are being unreasonable though, being busy at tea time.

My DH happily eats out of the tin/jug/saucepan to save on the washing up, whether the plates are busy or not.

Where, oh where, is Sharon though??

What are the plates busy doing? Cleaning the kitchen floor? Maybe juggling each other? Fending Sharon off?

Wasp on the windowsil. Tell him to eat that.

Have you got the red wine stain off the wall?

Did he throw them up the wall?

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noone understands because the jug wasnt even plastic though. i dont know anything about a wasp or sharon and why would he throw it at a wall even.

no he didnt eat them he fannyed with them and then left them by the microwave

tell him to make his own fucking beans - seriously LEAVE THE BASTARD and shit - innit

Nooo don't shit in the jug.

It wasn't plastic?

it wasnt plastic but it wasnt metal because it came from the microwave because thats what the tin said. the tin didnt go in the microwave but the jug did.

he fannyed with them? was he flicking the bean then?

The plates are all busy doing what?

I've missed you so much.