all day breakbreak beans in a jug

[Donky]

my husband wanted all day breakbreak beans by cross and blackwells for dinner so i gave them him in a jug because the plates are all busy but he is doing all the moaning but we all wanted to watch kieth lemon on sky plus

Arf! Fannying the jug & flicking the bean!

at "you need to keep your crockery in line"!

i am bored

I'm going to go against the consensus and say you ABU OP. Everyone knows you .

LTB - and take the unreasonable plates with you - zoom

Where are the bikers, and the picnic? Suggestion for OP - get rid of Sky+ and put the money saved into buying a dictionary (or more plates).