To think that "animal psychics", as seen on Ronnie's Animal Crackers...

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... Are compete frauds and are ripping people off?

£30 a session!

I could do that.

I would give it ago for £30 a session!

I could be a expert for that

I can't believe people fall for this shit.

My dog is currently thinking about how fabulous it is to lick his own balls.

"Fluffy the pug is saying why are you falling for this'

'Jenny snake thinks I'm a scam"

Oh no... Hang on, he has something else to say... Why yes Dill, I think I will have another glass of wine. Top idea!

Haven't seen the programme but I read an 'article' today in 'Your Cat' (long story) featuring an 'animal communicator' who passed on messages to an owner about what her cat was thinking... which bore an incredible resemblance to what the owner had already told her about the cat.

'Your cat says a fool and his money are soon parted'.

Dear lord - some strange people are conducting a wedding ceremony for their bloody dogs. They are deluded.

Nothing to do with my original point mind you. Although perhaps the dog psychic could have a chat to the "happy couple" and sort out any marital difficulties.

"It's a serious commitment for both of them"

No it fucking isn't. They are Dogs.

Aw, I quite liked the doggy wedding.
They were so cute, though I can't believe they paid £1000 for it.