To have shouted 'titter' really loudly and been very proud

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I just sat down to spend half an hour looking at all the important threads on here. Oh I know how to use my time wisely. Anyway, I had made a cuppa, fed the cat so she didn't annoy me, and my stupid e-fag battery ran out. I shouted 'Titter' really loudly and it pleased me greatly. Titter as in 'of the tit variety' rather than a small laugh.

Yabu titter ye not.

I might use it again as a swear word. It was very satisfying.

I have an expletive that only surfaces when I have burnt myself on the iron. It is 'SHITTYF**K'. I have no idea why I shout that particular word (that I had never heard or uttered before I burnt myself a few months ago) It shocked me greatly the first time it happened and I have shouted it twice since then, under the same circumstance .