to snip my skintag?

[WorldPeaceAndFreeProsecco]

It;'s courtesy of DS2, who is now nearly 2.

It;s been growing silently since that pregnancy, the fucker is HUGE now.

It;'s on my side. Big and fleshy and flappy.

I catch it on my clothes and it stops me showing off my otherwise amazeballs bikini bod in public, donchaknow.

Shall I fuck it off with the nail clippers?

If youse dare me I will do it.

And doesn't pethidine make your baby sleepy? Don't flame me but that's a bonus isn't it? You can have a kip whilst the baby sleeps it off.

Quote of the week HQ.

I think labouring mothers are unpredictable enough without uppers. Benzos are fine but don't make them more jittery.

Can you Imagine saying that about pethidine on a new mothers ante natal thread.

You would be shunned.

Right, I'm off to bed chaps, It has just registered that the snoring next to me on the sofa is not husband but the dog, as husband is away.

I'm going up to bed to sleep like a star fish.

'Night.

I love morphine. Best thing about childbirth. You are off your head on drugs.

Whats a Benzo?

Sorry, only smoked a spliff when I was younger, bit naive when it comes to drugs!

Well, they say that dancing and shaking your hips moves labour along.

Some speed would facilitate that.

Better than that raspberry leaf shit.

Give them time, give them time. It's not all earth mother and BLW, when you realise what the bastard creatures do to your mind and body it's no wonder we demand drugs.

Nah, best bit about childbirth is that you get to accidentally on purpose bite your cheating husband til he bleeds and he cant say a fecking word :)

Are benzos valiums?

I like Valiums.

Good lord I sound like the Courtney Love of motherhood.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_benzodiazepines

All the good relaxing ones are benzos ;)

I tried to bite DP but he pulled his arm away just in time, bastard.

Estoy I think I love you.

And you Gav, but you knew that.

At least you aren't the Kurt Cobain. It could be worse.

"AIBU to be APPALLED at mothers asking for pethidine in labour so they can sleep?!"

Do these women just not care about the drugs they are pumping into their babies just so that they can have a pain free labour and a good nights sleep afterwards?! Surely, going drug free and not sleeping for the next ten years is the ONLY way you can show your commitment to our child?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aww thanks

Better than being the Gwynnie Paltrow bleeuurgh

Yeah, I reckon the DailyFail is writing a story about feckless drug seeking mothers as we type.

bogeyface

Reeling the trick is to rest your head on his arm between contractions in a "oh my protector" sort of way and then as soon as the contraction kicks in, get your teeth in! Worked for me, he still has the scar, as he fucking should.!

So......skintags

Was that resolved at all?

Dd's father tried to distract me by putting a cardboard sick bowl on his head doing Charlie Chaplin impressions.

The midwife told him to go and sit by the window as I tried to swipe him.

Then he nicked all my toast the fucker.

Too late for me now Bogey, i'm well passed all that childbirth nonsense.