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to snip my skintag?

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WorldPeaceAndFreeProsecco · 21/09/2013 22:22

It;'s courtesy of DS2, who is now nearly 2.

It;s been growing silently since that pregnancy, the fucker is HUGE now.

It;'s on my side. Big and fleshy and flappy.

I catch it on my clothes and it stops me showing off my otherwise amazeballs bikini bod in public, donchaknow.

Shall I fuck it off with the nail clippers?

If youse dare me I will do it.

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reelingintheyears · 21/09/2013 23:30
LeGavrOrf · 21/09/2013 23:30

And fags were 50p a pack. Bensons and hedges or Marlboro.

Let's GO

Bogeyface · 21/09/2013 23:30

They give you morphine in labour now don't they?

Do they?! Fuckers.

They never told me that when they were trying to talk me out of a home birth due to my "advanced age" (38) and "very large" family (5 at the time) Hmm I would have been in there like a shot if I though opiates were on offer!

LeGavrOrf · 21/09/2013 23:30

Well. That is very time effective of your sphincters, I must say.

Maggietess · 21/09/2013 23:31

estoyaqui Grin Grin Grin don't go down the cesarean route then!

gav and reelinoh god I have such a belly button phobia... My own is ok. Dd1's seems perfectly normal, dd2's is a bit bleuch, it's just a bit bigger than it should be.... Haven't inspected ds's but he's only little and they sneak up on you as they get bigger.

DH's holy god it's like a wormhole... And there's always dark blue fluff in there... Wtaf is that all about. He picks it on purpose to ABSOLUTELY FREAK ME OUT!. He finds it amusing... I do not Angry, it's the grossest thing on the planet!!!!!!

reelingintheyears · 21/09/2013 23:32

I never got morphine, gas and boring air, that was all.
Entonox isn't it?
DP was on it more than me.

Bogeyface · 21/09/2013 23:32

Estoy I am the same.

If I just need a wee, fine and I think everyone wees a bit if they need a poo dont they? But if there is a poo-in-waiting and I have a wee it starts queue jumping, most annoying if I am away from my nice home loo.

LeGavrOrf · 21/09/2013 23:32

Yes. Let's be honest that gas and air stuff is a bit daft.

I didn't have time for pethidine.

And doesn't pethidine make your baby sleepy? Don't flame me but that's a bonus isn't it? You can have a kip whilst the baby sleeps it off.

Fenton · 21/09/2013 23:32

MN meet up in Lithuania - who's organising this one ?

Bogeyface · 21/09/2013 23:33

Why do boys belly buttons stink?

EstoyAqui · 21/09/2013 23:34

Estonia offers cut price cosmetic surgery. We could all go get our tags snipped, moles jabbed and belly-buttons cleaned then have a meet-up with cut priced fags and booze. Shall I organise?

Maggietess · 21/09/2013 23:34

I don't know bogey but they do!!!!! They are just nasty for no reason!!!

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WorldPeaceAndFreeProsecco · 21/09/2013 23:34

I did ds2 on gas and air and fucking adrenaline.

It was one o them there orgasmic births.

Loved it.

Sorry.

(all went a bit to shit with the pph after but hey ho)

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reelingintheyears · 21/09/2013 23:34

Belly buttons make me shiver, I would not touch anyones belly button, I used to put a plaster over mine when it started to turn inside out when I was pregnant.
I hate even seeing them.

Bogeyface · 21/09/2013 23:34

And doesn't pethidine make your baby sleepy? Don't flame me but that's a bonus isn't it? You can have a kip whilst the baby sleeps it off.

Thats something only a second-or-subsequenter would say :o

LeGavrOrf · 21/09/2013 23:34

Why don't they give you tramadol in labour?

Or a bag of speed, mix it up a bit.

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WorldPeaceAndFreeProsecco · 21/09/2013 23:34

Not just boys. Mine is a horrrorshow.

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Maggietess · 21/09/2013 23:35

Yy estoyaqui will they do my tummy tuck and veins while they are fixin the skin tags??!!

Bogeyface · 21/09/2013 23:35

Estoy only one problem with that is that we will all come home with lung and liver cancer, three tits each and no noses!
But what the hell, its cheap, I'm game :o

EstoyAqui · 21/09/2013 23:35

Great minds Fenton

Love the queue jumping poo Bogeyface

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WorldPeaceAndFreeProsecco · 21/09/2013 23:36

With DS1 I was off my tits on pethidine (was a bit of a drugorama at the time anyway) walking round the ward going THIS SHIT IS FANTABULOUS, LABOUR SCHMABOUR._

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Maggietess · 21/09/2013 23:36

reeling I feel your pain... I dunno what I would have done if my had turned to an outie in pregnancy.... They are just wrong in every way!

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WorldPeaceAndFreeProsecco · 21/09/2013 23:36

Estoy Grin

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Bogeyface · 21/09/2013 23:36

LeGarf Snorting at the thought of a labouring woman on speed! The midwives would love that :o:o

LeGavrOrf · 21/09/2013 23:37

I had a piss easy labour, only took just over an hour,

I laughed when the midwife broke my waters because it seemed like the funniest thing ever and all that water all over the place.

Then BAM I want to push, 'don't be silly' 'oh lord you're fully dilated' and there we go.

I shrieked when dd was born ITS. A BABY! And ITS A BOY (she was a girl).

And that was that.