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to snip my skintag?

293 replies

WorldPeaceAndFreeProsecco · 21/09/2013 22:22

It;'s courtesy of DS2, who is now nearly 2.

It;s been growing silently since that pregnancy, the fucker is HUGE now.

It;'s on my side. Big and fleshy and flappy.

I catch it on my clothes and it stops me showing off my otherwise amazeballs bikini bod in public, donchaknow.

Shall I fuck it off with the nail clippers?

If youse dare me I will do it.

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EstoyAqui · 22/09/2013 14:55

Howlermonkey is that not a heammorhoid? I wouldn't do that without some assistance. Perhaps your DH or a close friend could tie that off for you?

Post a profile picture and we can have a look and diagnose.

reelingintheyears · 22/09/2013 14:58

HowlerMonkey, it's Piles!

I have one or two of them

BringMeTea · 22/09/2013 15:02

Well. I have removed 3 with nail scissors. No bleeding to speak of. No infection. No skintags!

Think the bum ones are the enshrivelled deflated remains of farmer giles?

Blueandwhitelover · 22/09/2013 15:13

anal skin tagspolyps are different to piles sadly and do need to be checked by a doctor. you can opt to have them removed - the thought is too awful to conteplate-or just leave them alone

LeGavrOrf · 22/09/2013 17:22

I should probably namechange before sharing this but I can't be arsed.

Years ago I was in bed with a bloke and we were (ahem) doing 69 with him on top iyswim.

I had my eyes closed and opened them to face the horror that my nose was about 2cms away from a hideous crop of anal growths. I swear to god I shrieked in horror but because I had my mouth full it sounded like I was playing the trombone.

Awful. AWFUL.

WorldPeaceAndFreeProsecco · 22/09/2013 17:23

Baaaaa!

That;s brilliant awful!

That image is seared on my brain now. Bleurgh.

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LeGavrOrf · 22/09/2013 17:24

Hahaha at the appropriateness of the phrase 'can't be arsed'

LeGavrOrf · 22/09/2013 17:25

I should have namechanged shouldn't I Grin

LeGavrOrf · 22/09/2013 17:28

You COULDN'T get a husband or close fiend to tie off anal polyps jesus Grin

Sparklingbrook · 22/09/2013 17:37

LeGav that is hilarious/awful Grin

It would have to be a very close fiend wouldn't it?

NandH · 22/09/2013 17:49

Can you cotton tie small moles or is that a massive no no?

EstoyAqui · 22/09/2013 18:17

There's a gap in the market for pre-tied strings that can be deployed with one hand. Do you think the Dragons would go for it?

EstoyAqui · 22/09/2013 18:18

Grin at trombone. No pin either there.

EstoyAqui · 22/09/2013 18:18

pun. FFS

Sparklingbrook · 22/09/2013 18:20

Oh Estoy I thought we were back to sticking pins in moles again. Grin

YY to Dragon's Den-they will go for that. Deffo.

honey86 · 22/09/2013 18:21

legavrorf oh my days i literally snorted on my tea at that... oh my god i thinki wouldve shrieked at that too Shock

EstoyAqui · 22/09/2013 18:22

Apparently the skintag problem is rampant. How much shall I ask for? What percentage will I give away? I bet Duncan has a tag or two I could demonstrate on.

peachypips · 22/09/2013 18:45

I nipped three off the other day. No bleeding. I have a bug one though that I can't reach. Also cut off a red mole. Bled loads but now it's gone forever!
Up with home surgery!

peachypips · 22/09/2013 18:45

Big one.

LeGavrOrf · 22/09/2013 20:35

What are red moles?

Oooh this thread is interesting.

LeGavrOrf · 22/09/2013 20:35

Why are they red?

Are they socialists?

ThePuffyShirt · 22/09/2013 20:43

My dh has a red mole thing on his back. It's horrid.

foreverondiet · 22/09/2013 20:47

My dh had some and I tied them all with thread and they fell off the next day. For small ones use v fine sewing thread, maybe something thicker for bigger ones.

LeGavrOrf · 22/09/2013 21:00

I have a recurring black head in my armpit. I get rid of it every month or so and it comes back. Has been there since I was 16.

Sparklingbrook · 22/09/2013 21:02

Oh no LeGav that has just reminded me of the 25 year old blackhead clip.