to snip my skintag?

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It;'s courtesy of DS2, who is now nearly 2.

It;s been growing silently since that pregnancy, the fucker is HUGE now.

It;'s on my side. Big and fleshy and flappy.

I catch it on my clothes and it stops me showing off my otherwise amazeballs bikini bod in public, donchaknow.

Shall I fuck it off with the nail clippers?

If youse dare me I will do it.

Howlermonkey is that not a heammorhoid? I wouldn't do that without some assistance. Perhaps your DH or a close friend could tie that off for you?

Post a profile picture and we can have a look and diagnose.

HowlerMonkey, it's Piles!

I have one or two of them

Well. I have removed 3 with nail scissors. No bleeding to speak of. No infection. No skintags!

Think the bum ones are the enshrivelled deflated remains of farmer giles?

anal skin tagspolyps are different to piles sadly and do need to be checked by a doctor. you can opt to have them removed - the thought is too awful to conteplate-or just leave them alone

I should probably namechange before sharing this but I can't be arsed.

Years ago I was in bed with a bloke and we were (ahem) doing 69 with him on top iyswim.

I had my eyes closed and opened them to face the horror that my nose was about 2cms away from a hideous crop of anal growths. I swear to god I shrieked in horror but because I had my mouth full it sounded like I was playing the trombone.

Awful. AWFUL.

Baaaaa!

That;s brilliant awful!

That image is seared on my brain now. Bleurgh.

Hahaha at the appropriateness of the phrase 'can't be arsed'

I should have namechanged shouldn't I

You COULDN'T get a husband or close fiend to tie off anal polyps jesus

LeGav that is hilarious/awful

It would have to be a very close fiend wouldn't it?

Can you cotton tie small moles or is that a massive no no?

There's a gap in the market for pre-tied strings that can be deployed with one hand. Do you think the Dragons would go for it?

at trombone. No pin either there.

pun. FFS

Oh Estoy I thought we were back to sticking pins in moles again.

YY to Dragon's Den-they will go for that. Deffo.

legavrorf oh my days i literally snorted on my tea at that... oh my god i thinki wouldve shrieked at that too

Apparently the skintag problem is rampant. How much shall I ask for? What percentage will I give away? I bet Duncan has a tag or two I could demonstrate on.

I nipped three off the other day. No bleeding. I have a bug one though that I can't reach. Also cut off a red mole. Bled loads but now it's gone forever!
Up with home surgery!

Big one.

What are red moles?

Oooh this thread is interesting.

Why are they red?

Are they socialists?

My dh has a red mole thing on his back. It's horrid.

My dh had some and I tied them all with thread and they fell off the next day. For small ones use v fine sewing thread, maybe something thicker for bigger ones.

I have a recurring black head in my armpit. I get rid of it every month or so and it comes back. Has been there since I was 16.

Oh no LeGav that has just reminded me of the 25 year old blackhead clip.