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WTF labia dye!!!

14 replies

GoingGoingGoth · 17/09/2013 14:08

hufington post article on labia dye

Please someone tell me this is a wind up.

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OHforDUCKScake · 17/09/2013 14:13

Labia goes GREY?!

Latara · 17/09/2013 14:15

Just imagine, you're getting down to business and the man shouts - ''nooo! I can't have sex with you, your labia aren't pink enough!!''

Happens all the time and that's why we need labia dye.

Grin
SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 17/09/2013 14:17

Imagine the colour chart Grin

Its real as is arsehole bleach

NandH · 17/09/2013 14:18

WTF??? ...

Since when did labia turn grey anyway?

NandH · 17/09/2013 14:20

LOL at arsehole bleach... dp could do with some of that

GoingGoingGoth · 17/09/2013 15:26

at colour chart.

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WeileWeileWaile · 17/09/2013 15:44

I'm sure I've seen that linked to on here before now

dopeysheep · 17/09/2013 15:50

I am sure I know a few bleached arseholes. . .

SkodaLabia · 17/09/2013 15:53

My Farrow & Ball Minge Shades would be Dead Salmon and Churlish Green. One each side.

Titsalinabumsquash · 17/09/2013 15:57

Bum hole bleaching is a favourite for gay men in particular. We used to get a lot asking for it when I was training to be a beauty therapist.

Ne ver got asked for a bleached labia treatment though.. thank fucking Christ

gamerchick · 17/09/2013 15:57

If there's an insecurity there's a market.

Personally ill never understand a womans hangups about her minge tbh.

WeileWeileWaile · 17/09/2013 16:00

Wasn't there a thread on here a while ago where someone admitted to wiping their bum hole with tooth paste on the toilet roll, in order to bleach it?

anchovies · 17/09/2013 16:01

Love the reviews Grin

Just think....if it weren't for your product, many women might not even consider the colour of their labia to be a problem at all. Can you imagine? Women walking around with grey, discoloured vaginas in their pants and feeling totally okay about it? Gross!

CocacolaMum · 17/09/2013 16:02

seriously though, have you read the reviews? some of them are fucking hilarious!

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