Does this deserve a headbutting?

[MintyChops]

My DS1 has just started school and there is a little girl in his class whose mum I know, not very well but quite well. This morning she was complaining that the school hadn't given enough notice to parents of a coffee morning this morning as they had only sent notes home on Thursday about it. I said well there was a notice on the door all last week. She went quiet then said "it might be worth mentioning these things to me so I know about them"!

WIBU to have headbutted her?

Maybe she can't read.seriously.

Yeah, fuck her up...good and proper!

Fucking parents, blardy nightmares

Maybe she's not very observant?
Maybe she can't read?

Would I be right in suspecting that this is an only child of older parents?

Yes, only child of older parents and she can definitely read, is just quite anxious. Love the idea of making stuff up..... I'm SURE I heard the teacher say that at their age they should have progressed to reciting the alphabet backwards...... Which naturally my DS can do.

Oi, lay off older parents. Or I will dole out Chinese burns.

Or you could ham bone her instead. You won't hurt your head then.