......to be a tiny bit impressed?

[Callaird]

This afternoon, while walking through an almost deserted industrial estate, the was a rather drunk young man on the opposite pavement, a bit in front of me, he stopped, and pissed a penis on the pavement, with japs eye and ejaculate!

Now I was shocked and appalled but also a tiny bit impressed, not least that he could barely standup!

sorry but that is funny.

in a horrific sort of way

dirty dirty man

I'm confused.

As in,pissed a picture of a penis?

And? Not impressed. Sounds a bit pathetic to me

I'd be impressed if he signed it

Ugh

what a piss artist

slap

What in the world is a japs eye?

Secretswich jap's eye is a rather rude and quite possibly racist term for the tiny hole at the top of the penis that the doings squirt out of.

Ewwww!

Was it Wanksy Banksy?

DameDeep, thank you for enlightening me...I thought I was hip to all wanker terms!

Did you cross over to look at his wee-art?!

Just how close did you get??

I hope you shook him by the hand.

I'm sorry, I didn't realise that my description was rude or racist, no excuse, i realise that, but honestly, it's the only word I know for it, apart from urethra and I didn't know how to spell that, I had to google it. I apologise for upsetting anyone.

I didn't cross the road to look at it, it was a narrow ish road and could see it perfectly well from my side, it was quite large.

Wow it never occurred to me it could be a racist term either!