to wonder if I should be more wary of my neighbours and friends?

[kinkyfuckery]

Am watching Hollyoaks just now and astonished that every second person either seems to be a murderer or a victim of murder/attempted murder.

Don't tell me it's not real life, because it really is!

You think you have problems. I watch Jeremy Kyle!!

Yanbu. I never want to live in hollyoaks village, I will either be killed, a psycho girl will steal my husband and child, I will get recruited by some gangster mob or I will find a load of money and then get hunted down for it.

As fit as dodger is I don't think moving there is worth it for me.

I spend my time 'profiling' people a la Criminal Minds.
I love telling people that they have serial killer tendencies!

Sadly I would never pass the entry test to live there, I am neither terribly young, nor gorgeous looking.

You could have a happily ever after with your many dead/imprisoned husbands, ability to get away with hideous crimes and swishy hair...

:)

Brook side close was the same!
Dangerous times.

Imagine living somewhere where foundation was compulsory!