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To be pissed off about all the pissed off people being pissed off with pissy off stuff?

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LuisSuarezTeeth · 11/09/2013 21:53

Seems Like everyone is having a real hard time and Other People are being such cunts!

Well, pissed off people, I am Pissed Off on your behalf too!

Rrrraaaagh!

That was me being tiger-like, ya know.
Grin

So Am I Being Unreasonable?

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Salmotrutta · 11/09/2013 21:55

No.

Yama · 11/09/2013 21:56

A women was a cunt to me today. I'll take your pissed-off-ness with thanks. Smile

HangingGardenofBabbysBum · 11/09/2013 21:57

Piss off. I'm too pissed of with the great pissdom of everything to pissy well wade through your dull pissalogue.

There's a whole bloody universe of negative energy out there today.

Perhaps we could harness it and get it to do the ironing.

My pissing cleaner has pissed off on pisscation.

Might start a pissy thread about how pissed off that makes me.

LuisSuarezTeeth · 11/09/2013 22:02

Pissing cuntyness, Hanging.

See, I was at amber-pissed-offness. I'm approaching RED.

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LuisSuarezTeeth · 11/09/2013 22:03

Salmo Grin ta

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cakewitch · 11/09/2013 22:05

Thanks. most people have pissed me off today.

lisylisylou · 11/09/2013 22:08

Oh god, I love this thread - can I tell you what I'm pissed off about and it's all the pissed off people on Facebook that tell the world EVERYDAY that they are pissed off. But they're not only pissed off but they're pissed off and poorly with a different illness everyday of the pissing week! What gives them the pissing right to do that?

HangingGardenofBabbysBum · 11/09/2013 22:10

teeth stand back. I am on pissing well bikini pissing black alert. They've pissing convened cunting Cobra to deal with it.

I PISS on your little pissy red alert. Let me know when you're ready to play with the pissing big boys.

Raaar.

Fakebook · 11/09/2013 22:11

I hate the word "piss"...yuck. It's like an onomatopoeia, except I don't think it is.

picnicbasketcase · 11/09/2013 22:15

PISS.

lisylisylou · 11/09/2013 22:15

If you dont like the word piss you could always use Bollocks instead. Good word bollocks - it always sounds like an announcement!!

Fakebook · 11/09/2013 22:27

But you can't say "I'm so bollocked off today"...I use the word "peeved" instead, but I feel like a weakling everytime I say it, because "pissed" is so much more dramatic.

LuisSuarezTeeth · 11/09/2013 22:29

The word piss is onomatopoeic but I hate onomatopoeia more than piss.

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LustyBusty · 11/09/2013 22:30

hanging ... Bikini black is low alert status.... Sorry, pedant!!

Can I rant too please?
I'm pissed off because Ms McWhine-a-lot Colleague has done nothing but pissing whine all day. Except when she's fucking interrupting me, talking over me (usually fucking whining!) or standing IN BETWEEN ME AND THE FUCKING PERSON I'M TRYING TO FUCKING TALK TO!!
Oooh, that feels better. And fucking is better than pissing any day. Wink Grin

LuisSuarezTeeth · 11/09/2013 22:30

Fakebo

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LuisSuarezTeeth · 11/09/2013 22:31

Fake book just say fucked off instead?

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Anniegetyourgun · 11/09/2013 22:36

But, but... a good whine is cathartic.

LustyBusty · 11/09/2013 22:42

annie I agree, I am all for a good whine... But. Every fucking minute of every fucking hour, 8 hours a fucking day, five days a fucking week for the last 3 fucking years...? She is going to DIE

HangingGardenofBabbysBum · 11/09/2013 22:45

Pissing LUSTY you pissant pedant. That's pissed me right fucking off now.

facebook, peeved??? Are you pissing Ronnie fucking Corbett? Did some pisser move your Rich Tea and dribble pissing tea down your cardigan?

HangingGardenofBabbysBum · 11/09/2013 22:47

Lusty, staple her pissing nipple to the desk.

Works a fucking treat in the Cabinet. No whinging for several pissingly blissful minutes.

EauPea · 11/09/2013 22:50

Surely tis better to be pissed off than pissed on Grin

YouTheCat · 11/09/2013 22:53

Better to just be pissed. Grin

LuisSuarezTeeth · 11/09/2013 22:57

EauPea, not if you have Particular Preferences about pissing. However, that pisses me off too.

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LuisSuarezTeeth · 11/09/2013 23:05

Goodnight my pissed-off posse.

I shall continue this pissiness on behalf of the Mildly Perturbed another pissing day.

Piss off, and thank you. Grin

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