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To think Rupert Penry Jones is the obvious choice for a Lady Mary Shagathon and wondering why the smeg they haven't hired him

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LaurieFairyCake · 11/09/2013 21:35

He's soooooo massively the obvious choice!

What - is he too famous from Silk and Charlotte Grey - too much of a massive movie star?!?

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TheCraicDealer · 11/09/2013 21:38

I could do very bad things to that man. I bet he's pretty vanilla though. Not like Richard Armitage.

Hold on- Armitage as a sexy gardener....I'm too good at this shit.

FrenchRuby · 11/09/2013 21:46

I loooooove him. He's awesome in Whitechapel.

GibberTheMonkey · 11/09/2013 21:48

I wouldn't complain

Deathbyladybirds · 11/09/2013 21:49

I wholeheartedly agree. Oi, Julian!

JamieandtheMagicTorch · 11/09/2013 21:49

He is too accomplished an actor. Mary needs someone as wooden as her.

LaurieFairyCake · 11/09/2013 22:06

I'm watching Whitechapel on delay

Even his OCD is tasty in it

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NoelHeadbands · 11/09/2013 22:09

Oh those cheekbones though...

You know what they say...sculpted cheekbones- good with cock

NoelHeadbands · 11/09/2013 22:09

Well, by 'they' I mean 'me'

AndHarry · 11/09/2013 22:11

I would love a face-off between a Richard Armitage aristo and an RPJ gardener (rugged look good). Yes please.

Fleta · 11/09/2013 22:13

They need to bring back Iain Glen. Delectable!

HorryIsUpduffed · 11/09/2013 22:14

Craic - fuck off. With that profile he's OBVIOUSLY an aristocrat.

Also I expect too bloody expensive nowadays...

liquidstate · 11/09/2013 22:14

I would rather they got their end away with Edith. I hate Mary!

fridayfreedom · 11/09/2013 22:16

Hmmm, Richard armitage??? Yes please!
Rupert opened a local village fete a few years ago and he buys meat at my local farm shop, haven't seen him there yet!

HorryIsUpduffed · 11/09/2013 22:25

Lady Mary is surely going to have a year or so in mourning and not actively looking for a new man. I'd forgotten that the new heir to the estate is called Prince George Grin

It's definitely Lady Edith's turn for a waltz or six with Richard Armitage a dashing man. She goes for the older man, doesn't she? and she deserves a tasty one.

LaurieFairyCake · 11/09/2013 22:27

I've seen the clip of the new series

She's getting shafted like a good un before the end of the first episode
Grin

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TheCraicDealer · 11/09/2013 22:59

But Richard needs to keep his lovely accent! You can't do that with an aristo. Unless of course he's illegitimate....Julian, you can PM me.

I may have to re-watch North & South again and fast forward all the bits where Margaret's being a moany bitch.

RPJ is still an acceptable fall back [dusts off Persuasion DVD]

TheSmallPrint · 12/09/2013 05:52

I don't know who Lady Mary is but I would be happy to see RPJ in anything. I would rather see Richard Armitage but fear we will never see him on tv again now that he is a film star Sad. Some of my most lustful happiest moments were with them both in Spooks.

PostmanPatAlwaysRingsTwice · 12/09/2013 06:07

Yes to RPJ. And speaking of RA, I've just found this picture and it's doing funny things to me.

TheSmallPrint · 12/09/2013 09:00

Yes Postman, that picture and most of RA do funny things to me too!

Ezio · 12/09/2013 09:07

I can never forgive a man who said Harry Potter was crap, no matter how good looking he is.

diddl · 12/09/2013 09:27

I agree with the other Mary hater!

I think she's got three suitors this series?

Really-why?

So that they can live with her & Mummy & Daddy at Downton??!!

Hoping that Lord G pops off &they can be pretending "Lord of the Manor" until George is old enough?

mrsrupertpenryjones · 12/09/2013 09:51

mmmmmmm

PassTheTwiglets · 12/09/2013 11:16

Rupert PJ? Richard Armitage? Well, it's like this thread was made for me :o Love, love, LOVE Rupes. But only hormonally-speaking. The man cannot act. Sorry but he just can't (did love him in Casanova though).

. Skip to 4.43. Oh man.
AndHarry · 12/09/2013 13:39

The first three Harry Potter films were pretty bad TBF.

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