To think that Benedict Cumberbatch would have a ginormous cock?

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He just has that look about him. I don't even fancy him that much either, but I think it would be long AND wide.

AIBU?

Hahaha!!

I take it you've all seen Otters That Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch?

In a similar vein Koalas That Look Like David Mitchell

Anyway, Benedict describes himself as "horse faced and arse named", so I don't think the stoat comments will unduly concern him.

I have NEVER EVER thought about the size of Benedict Cumberbatch's cock.

EVER.

You disgust me.

i dont think his bum is that bad?

I think he's beautiful

Don't be embarrassed Kirjava, embrace the Cumberloving and join us

I bet he can do the dirty talk like a dream with that voice.

I have never thought about it though.

Instead of Eggs Benedict we can have Testicles Benedict.

I've typed and read Benedict so many times now it doesn't even look like its a real name any more. Benedict Benedict Benedict.

Cumberbatch!!!

What an ace name.

The otters! Oh my God the otters!

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Course you haven't Marmalade Have you heard the Jaguar adverts he voiced? , but my god it sounds sexy

naked unicorn riding benedict cumberbatch

As I depart this thread, I leave you with one simple thought as expressed 37s into

You're welcome

charles, WHO??! I know you won't tell us really but it's worth a try

I think I've killed this thread...

Not specifically cock-related, but I thought y'all might like Benedict Cumberbatch Hates Liquids.

Always surprises me when people find BC attractive. I first saw him on telly in Rites of Passage, where he played someone gawky, callow and unsexy, which is how I've always seen him. Great actor, though, who must feel a bit pissed off at becoming an unlikely idol.

What's Rites of Passage?

I wonder if he is pissed off, or if he's just enjoying the, um, perks of his new position...

PS to Anne, 'Really roll it round yer gob'. I'd love to, believe me

Sorry, its actually called To the Ends of the Earth. (I think the first episode is called Rites of Passage). A TV version of Goldings trilogy of Regency seafaring novels about an awkward young man on a long sea voyage.

Oh yes, right. Haven't seen that, although I've watched the odd clip. Is it good?

Yes, prob pissed off and enjoying perks in equal measure. "Stop commenting on my admittedly wonderful good looks and, yes, frankly ginormous cock. I am a great Aaaactor!"

x-post. Yes, I think it was good, and he was good in it. Long time ago now. The books are great.

Love this thread - thought I recognised some of you from BCAS

I might try the books. Thanks ButThere!

Hello, MrsJohnHarrison

It would appear from today's press that Ms Sophie Hunter will, in future, be the sole recipient of said organ.

www.theguardian.com/culture/2014/nov/05/benedict-cumberbatch-announces-engagement-director-sophie-hunter