To think that Benedict Cumberbatch would have a ginormous cock?

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

He just has that look about him. I don't even fancy him that much either, but I think it would be long AND wide.

AIBU?

He doesn't strike me as a big cocked guy though.

I think he's a great actor but just don't get the adoration he sparks in people. I suspect he may be very witty and charismatic in person.

You never hear of hordes of men lusting after an actress with a similarly 'characterful' face do you?

I feel just thinking about it

He might have a big cock but he's still a wazzock.

Why do so many people swoon over him?

I did at 'stoat wearing a toupee'

Maybe just an acquaintance of Dorothy....

Wish there was a proper boak emocion

Arf!!
See, now I've got Malcolm Tucker's voice in my head talking dirty again.
Just like when I read the Dr. Who thread.

His sex talk would sound really filthy...oooo, I'm off again.....

Dunno about his cock but surely a really Top Name

Really roll it round yer gob

Ooh, now, Peter Capaldi; that guy would get it till his ears burst.

Oooh I've just remembered, he appeared naked on stage last year in the NT's production of Frankenstein. If he had a huge cock we'd have heard all about it.

He has spiteful eyes.

Here's an audience member's review of the CumberCock.....................

Having seen Cumberbatch in the altogether at the National I regret to announce that if he lay down naked in a forest clearing a squirrel might mistake his manhood for an acorn and bury it. I have no doubt the cool air conditioning didn't help, what with stage nerves and other stresses. It lacked Daniel Radcliffe's meaty sway (and Dan is only about 5ft while Cumberbatch is massive, man).

Here's another review ................

'So. On with the trouser snake review: I know the rubbish they tell men to make them feel better - that willies are all sorts of sizes when flaccid, but tend to grow to a fairly standard length and girth when erect - but even if this were true, clearly it is still preferable to have a big One-Eyed Nightcrawler even when flaccid. Unfortunately, Benedict Cumberbatch's organ is not big. It isn't even medium. I'm afraid it is small and tapered, like a baby carrot. To make matters worse, his buttocks are surprisingly curved and fleshy, like a woman's.

But hey, Benedict, if you're reading, fear not - because I thought your acting was, like, TOTALLY AMAZING! Once I'd stopped judging the lunchbox, I could get on with enjoying his performance.'

There is a website with ( fake) pics of naked celebs. Not seen Bendy Cumbersnatch on there, but there's some great ones of sexy Bradley Cooper with a huuuge dong..!

< he speaks French you know >

Daniel Radcliffe meaty sway

I reckon he'd be amaze in the sack.

Ah but from acorns come mighty oaks.......

A baby carrot!

[blackadder]

YOU HAVE A WOMAN'S BUTTOCKS, MY LORD.

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I would just want him to talk all night, read anything even a Thomas the Tank Engine book, that would do it for me

It looks like it's an alright size, to me anyway...

PMSL Please move to Classics immediately

Can I just chime in with my theory about Robin Thicke and Macklemore?

'Walk into the club like "What up?! I got a big cock!"
Nah, I?m just pumped, I bought some shit from a thrift shop.' Macklemore, modest and funny = definite big cock in RL.

"I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two" Robin Thicke, nasty and boastful = tiny, little cock in RL.

What do you think?