To go and knock on all of my neighbours doors?

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And find out who is cooking bacon and not sharing!!

It's 5 past 2 in the morning and I'm laid in bed extremely hungry and 32 weeks pregnant, and all I can smell is bacon and maybe tomatoes..I really want some and no one has knocked on my door to offer me some

Totally reasonable of you and very selfish of them. Tsk. Is there no end to people's thoughtlessness?

They should defo be posting elements of a full English breakfast thru your letterbox in the middle of the night. Imagine what a nice surprise that would be to come down to in the morning. I think we should all start spreading joy by anonymously posting food thru random peoples doors in the night. SURPRISE! your welcome!

You're pregnant!
You are supposed to go knocking on the neighbours doors at 2am for bacon!
Is this your first?