To long for a thread

[FutTheShuckUp]

Involving a wasp, a winey wall, sharon and a trex?

You've jinxed it now, they're like the Spanish Inquisition and only come along when you're least expecting them.

And some sporn....

And a plastic vagina in a shed...

All being watched by a hedgehog camera

And the hedgehog is munching a Greggs pasty, a PomBear and knocking back a Fruit Shoot.

I had to buy toddler a Fruit Shoot yesterday. Well, not 'had' to, obviously, but the morning was going hideously wrong and I'd forgotten to bring water out and she on the edge of a permanent tantrum and I thought - sugar!

Her first ever one, and it had to be in public, didn't it?

I was certain someone was going to come up to me and tell me that my MN account had been revoked...

Oh my days. I had (god knows how) forgotten all about the plastic pussy in the shed. I do fondly remember garlic arse though