AIBU I DP'd my DH in his AH during my gap yah, it reminded me of my EW and I chundered all over my DS's room and then thought he did it also, random capital letters DJFRCBVDHBCF

[StElmo]

Then I went to the lash point and bought bangers and lash

I think someone needs to stay off the gin

YABU.

FFS, LTB.

Hey now Stuntgirl, nowt wrong wi' a bit o' chunderin'.

(is it wrong to wonder what the random capitals mean?)

Agentzigzag - your acronyms are too sophisticated for me. Other person, not gin. RW ha figure that one out

If ever a translation button was needed ...

Okaaay.....

I understood that. Honest.

please don't be sick on your children. please.

otherwise, you crack on.

x 1,000,000!

I met my DH during my gap year and he reminded me of an other woman. To celebrate I have been sick on my children and accused him of doing it.

I though it meant double penetrated the husband in his arse hole. It's very early and my mind is already being revolting. Many apologies.

ROFLMAOPMS. Or summat.

Gabby is that you?

RW = Really Wasted?