To expect DP to NOT have the toilet habits of a potty training child?!?

[Babybunny88]

This drives me fucking berserk! I am fed up of having to wipe piss from the toilet seat and flush the chain every time DP uses it. Seriously, I ask you, how difficult is it to lift the seat?!?! Or if that's too much of a challenge? Just take a few sheets of toilet paper and CLEAN UP YOUR SODDING MESS THEN PULL THE CHAIN!!

It is absolutely disgusting and generally not pleasant. When we have guests over I always have to check to make sure it is tidy for them! Really peeved off! And of
Course DPs reply every time? "It's just a bit of water. Just wipe it away and flush."

AHHHH!! YOU ARE A FULL GROWN MAN NOT A TODDLER!! Even our DD knows to clean up after herself!

WIBU to punch him in the fucking short and curlies every time he does this until he finally gets the message!?!?

Rub his nose in it, and say "NO" in a firm voice.

YANBU

If it's 'just a bit of water' why can't he wipe it himself!?

I'm with the punching idea! Truly disgusting, I couldn't find a person that did this attractive in any way.

Piss on his pillow. It's just a bit of water isn't it? Is he normally disrespectful, childish, lazy and repulsive?

Yanbu yanbu yanbu!

I like the pissing on his pillow idea. Just after he leaves for work so it dries by the time he gets back.

Haha good one coffee. He is great in every other way. He wasn't always like this, just started over past few years I don't know how I have coped this long!

Foul

He doesn't clean up after or take care during because cleaning up piss is your job in his opinion. Does he leave skids on the pan too, bet yes. Pig.

Out him in a fb post.

I threatened this after cleaning dh's shit from the toilet AGAIN... It hasn't happened since. I think realising how embarrassed he would be should all his friends find out shocked him into submission.

Seriously? If he is in when you go to the loo, go back and get him to come and sort it before you use the loo. Every time.

If you need to, shout "Do you want me to sit in your fucking piss?!" for good measure.

Take polaroids of his pissy habits, make a wall collage. And put it in the front room before his mates visit. I'm sure he would appreciate that lol

Does he do it when you visit other people's houses? Bleugh.

Ew, as for as pissing on the seat and not cleaning up (lazy git). Maybe he is trying to save water with the not flushing bit though.

My house constantly stinks of piss as I seem to be the only one who bothers to flush.