To LTB

[MotherOfDragon]

He ate my lindor.....

Murder would be more appropriate. Definitely defendable in court.

Are you anyehere near a 24h supermarket? If so he can redeem himself. Get him to call you when he's on his way back. If he's not got them, chuck his stuff out in bin bags and lock the door.
(And dial a dairy milk)

Only if they were the red ones!

They were the red ones... What a wankstain

I wouldn't convict you!

In fact I could I probably provide an alibi in exchange for some of the replacement chocolates.

What does LTB mean?!

LTB at least three times. In one day. Then leave him again.

That'll learn him. Grrrrr!

mouserama LTB = leave the bastard

well the supermarkets are open 24 hours these days - send him out for more.

mouse LTB means Leave The Bastard.

And OP should AFAIC.

Not sure what AFAIC means but I quite like the PHITC abbreviation, seems apt in this scenario!

Ah, thank you! I've been trying to figure out what LTB stood for for weeks..

OP - definitely LTB - eating your chocolate is unforgivable...

you would most definitely not be unreasonable to leave him!
on Wednesday my dp decided to take my dairy milk out of the fridge and put it in the cupboard.
when I went to eat it I had to make do with soft,warm choccy.
I am currently looking for houses to let.

if he ate the reed ones he is a brave man than me!

lol! Sometimes I think my DP has only cultivated a love for dark chocolate so he can stash away things I won't accidentally eat

This is a ZOMBIE thread - it's three years' old! I would imagine it's all been sorted now....