To think the child is planning something?

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He has been great all day. He didn't wake til 9am! Yes, 9am! Normally I'm lucky if he sleeps til 6am.

He has eaten all his breakfast and didn't whinge about the colour bowl I gave him or even the colour of the spoon.

He asked 'mum, can I watch SpongeBob please?' instead of his usual act of putting it on his self and pressing buttons on the remote til he loses his temper.

He put all his toys away when asked and helped tidy the living room.

He is now sat on his Buzz Lightyear chair with a glass of juice watching SpongeBob in silence while holding his baby. No strange questions been asked, no joke telling, no whinging and just no toddlerisms at all!

I feel like its the calm before the storm. So what is he planning?

He has just asked if we can make pizza. I explained we are doing that on Saturday. He just said 'ok mum'.

What is going on?! Where's the tantrum?!

Check his temperature

Temperature is fine. He isn't ill or anything. Its all very suspicious.

DD3 was always like this when she was coming down with something. The only time in her 6 years that I've had a peaceful few days is when she had chickenpox. Usually she's spoiling for a fight but being under the weather seems to take the fight out of her and makes her a much more pleasant child

Hes up and asked for my little handbag. Hes pretending to go shopping now.

Last night he was been a pain and this morning its a different child.

has he started asking for stuff for christmas yet? i would be waiting for that to begin imminently if he really hasn't done anything (yet)

It's not often a thread on mn fills me with genuine fear but (shudder) I am worried for you op.

and an unmnetty hug for what is about to happen/be discovered

Another vote here for a stealth poo.

'Ware the sneaky turd in the toe of your shoe.

He doesn't stealth poo. He never has. He goes to the toilet and even I'm not allowed to see him while he is sat on it

I get my orders when he has finished.

He is now sat with some cold pasta at the table and not making a mess. His dad is coming for him soon so I hope what ever he has planned he does down there

I'm with Alldirections. Pack the calpol and a thermometer for his Dad.

He has gone. I got loads of hugs, kisses and told he will miss me.

I dont like it. I'm off on a hunt to see what he has done.

Maybe he is just growing up

This thread has made me

Be afraid, be very afraid!

Alien parasite changing his behaviour? Do you live in a town called StepfordJunior?

Loving the idea if the stealth poo.

of not if

He's about to come at you on his tricycle and knock you down the stairs...ask his Dad to take him to the zoo and see how the monkeys react?

A poo on the piano, amicissimma? Tell us more!

I agree with the other posters saying he's ill/coming down with something. Its the only time my dd (almost 4) behaves herself,doesn't have tantrums or cause me any sort of bother....I'd ring his dad later this evening and see how he's been since he picked him up....

I would still be expecting to find some sort of ninja style act of naughtiness lurking somewhere in the house though....I don't trust a quiet toddler/child unless they're ill

I'd say that he realised his dad was picking him up and his dad said something last time along the lines of ' if you're really good we will do/get x'
Either that or hes coming down with the vomiting bug thats doing the rounds!

I've been out to my mate and her week old baby. I found no foul play before I left. I will keep looking.