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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to think that ice-cream is better than sex?

33 replies

Justforlaughs · 09/08/2013 20:42

Just that! Enjoying a large bowl of Carte D'Or and it is sooo nice! Have you tried the Salted Caramel one?

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RhondaJean · 09/08/2013 20:43

YAbu.

Try mixing the two.

SmiteYouWithThunderbolts · 09/08/2013 20:43

Really good ice cream is definitely better than really bad sex. I'm a little partial to Ben & Jerry Phish Food.

Mouseyinmyhousey · 09/08/2013 20:45

I've got the salted caramel, I prefer haagen daaz Belgium chocolate.

Fairylea · 09/08/2013 20:46

Everything is better than sex.

Even peas.

gordyslovesheep · 09/08/2013 20:46

m+s Peanut Butter - I would sell my children for it - YANBU

OhYouBadBadKitten · 09/08/2013 20:46

It is more reliable.

Justforlaughs · 09/08/2013 20:48

OK, so it depends on my mood and whether I've got the choice Grin but it's hitting the spot right now (not that spot!! Wink)

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bittenipples · 09/08/2013 20:50

Well, I would go all the way with a tub of Haagan Daz Pralines and Cream.

GW297 · 09/08/2013 20:50

I've got the salted caramel in my freezer but not tried it yet.

bulletwithbutterflywings · 09/08/2013 21:06

Yabu. You're clearly having sex with the wrong people!

bulletwithbutterflywings · 09/08/2013 21:07

And I'm saying that as someone who looooooves ice cream!

MariaLuna · 09/08/2013 21:10

Nah, depends on the sex and the icecream..

Both can be delicious! or awful Grin

MariaLuna · 09/08/2013 21:12

That should have been "either" Smile

I'll go for both delicious of course LOL

Pinupgirl · 09/08/2013 21:13

Yabu-I hate ice cream-sensitive teeth. I much prefer sex.

Thurlow · 09/08/2013 21:24

YABU. I don't get the point of ice cream. It makes your teeth hurt, it makes your head hurt if you eat it too quickly, and it certainly doesn't fill you up.

Though obviously even a 99p Neapolitan would be better than shit sex.

JodiLeighLeigh · 09/08/2013 21:31

I know which has been satisfying me more since I became pregnant.

I can't very well order sex in McDonald's!

Seriously though...Ben n Jerry's Half Baked...eat it in a hot bath by candle light. Romantic night in - no man required.

lola88 · 09/08/2013 21:32

Thorntons Honey Combe would win hands down!

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 09/08/2013 21:51

Maybe you don't do right. That sex thing, I mean...

jammiedonut · 09/08/2013 22:01

Lactose intolerant. Even bad sex is better than the dairy free shite out there

JollyHappyGiant · 09/08/2013 22:03

Oh no. Sex definitely wins. And I'm 37 weeks pregnant.

Sidge · 09/08/2013 22:10

Nope. I have great sex and am not that flustered about ice cream.

Shagging wins over sugar every time!

GlassOfPort · 09/08/2013 22:12

jammiedonut, did you try the swedish glace vanilla ice cream? Dairy free and nearly as good a sex Smile

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 09/08/2013 22:15

Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie.

Sainsbo's Taste The Difference Caramel Honeycomb Swirl.

I rest my case

unless you are talking about sex with a certain person who shall remain nameless

iklboo · 09/08/2013 22:19

Both leave me breathless, if that's what you mean.

Sallyingforth · 09/08/2013 22:20

Both are necessary.
You can keep icecream in the fridge and eat it any time, but you have to grab sex when you can.