I'm going insane. It is SO. FUCKING. ITCHY. I'm climbing the walls.
I've had an ear infection since Tuesday. It's crippling. Been to GP twice and on anti b's plus nurofen / codeine / paracetamol. The left side of my face is swollen. Even hurts to bloody eat.
Obviously advice is to not stick anything in the ear but if I was gentle would I get away with a little ninja scratching session or would it make it worse? 
my love of ear digging is absolutely not the reason I am in this situation in the first place