AIBU To Wonder What Clanger...

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...meat tastes like?

Itd be like spam but with space dust popping candy bits throughout.

well, seeing as how they live on the moon, there would be a definite cheesy edge to them

Sorry to derail the thread, but this pressing question just popped into my head - what would ET taste like?

Ropey and stringy is all I'm getting.

They probably make a nice soup...

Stringy and fluffy. Like frayed wool obvs.

Very much like Moomin... but a bit more gamey

Why on earth would you want to eat a Clanger you savage.You wouldn't want to eat Sooty or Paddington would you.I don't know what the world's coming to.

We're all in this together maras... might have to eat Bagpus soon just to survive

:) BB.

Could you eat elmo?
I just dont think I could do it.

Pork - everything 'tastes like pork'

I disagree that The Clangers was the best thing on TV - Mr Benn, Mary Mungo and Midge and Fingerbobs kicked Clanger arse

You cant a moonmin thats so wrong but what about a womble

eat a flump like a kiwifruit

I was wondering about Wombles too - eating them might be an ecologically sound step of which they'd heartily approve.

Medotrina,you could make a lovely warm coat from their fur.You probably need to wash it though,i bet wombles smell of bin juice.

It's rather like gammon. Makes a particularly good soup as it happens. Or slow roasted with a good dollop of Glow Honey.

Oooh! Now I'm thinking of a joint or clanger ham with a glow honey glaze! Mmmmmmm!

Makka Pakka looks far too fatty to be worth eating.
Shaun the sheep...bit old. I'd go for Timmy instead.
Zippy I wouldn't eat, but he'd be fun to kill.
Tellitubies, not sure. But you could use their aerials as a toothpick afterwards.
Piglet...Mmmm. Young and suculent! I imagine a whole roast Piglet with an apple stuffed in his mouth.
Simon Cowel would taste of deceit and highly potent semen.
Bagpuss would taste of strawberry Angel Delight! Lovely!!!

I see Bagpuss as more of a rhubarb and custard flavour.

Probably the most shocking AIBU I have ever seen on Mumsnet. Am off to have a lie down.

"Probably the most shocking AIBU I have ever seen on Mumsnet."

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Wombles would be like venison. Their coats can be used to make wonderful slippers.

Barbapapa would be very fatty, bleugh.