I am on holiday. I have 30 minutes internet. The faaamily is driving me bats. What have I missed?

[AtYourCervix]

It's hot. DD2 has burnt. I did say 'I told you so'. The 'entertainment' is making me want to kill people but the all-inclusive gin helps slightly.

So....

What have i missed?

And nobody cares!

Unless the world has ended and I missed it.

I am weird for not liking butterflies in my house and because it was the first time it happened.

That's all you need to know, really.

All inclusive gin? Swap you.

How long have you been away?

Poo crumbs

that person must of led a very sheltered life tee or been very bored .

Which person? Me or the person who was rude to me about it?

Tidydancer's bridezilla has got her sister involved now who is emailing tidy too

the person who started the thread tee , i only read the op bit and got bored , if there was an argument im going to go and find it and read through :)

Impatientwino Crumbs update no 3: Still no crumbs, and he has used the wet wipes for the first time today .

5 down. 5 to go. 30 minutes almost up. SOB!!!@

I started the thread, neverbefore.

YANBU

SpiderCharlottes friend A is a two faced bitch who doesn't deserve Spider and her 'friend' B is a Wendy!!

NoMoreCrumbs' DH leaves poo crumbs on the loo seat and the bed (sleeps naked). BOAK!

That's summed up MNtalk!

Happy holidays!

oh i only read the op bit thought it was a wind up :)

No. I had a butterfly in my house for the first time.

oh sorry i just read a bit of the way through , didnt realise this never happens to people , we get them in daily in the summer and moths all the time .

SpiderCharlottes atrocious friends is the big news.

I've finally learnt how to do this

Proud.

I am a small minded bigot for not enjoying pigs intestines on my pizza!!
You had a choice ledkr! It's not foreign muck dontchaknow!