To be watching Masterchef while eating a

[YoureMyOrangeGoldWifeNowDave]

Giant bowl of pasta mixed with Heinz tomato sauce and grated cheese

No that sounds ace I am eating pistachios and drinking coke

Ooo pistachios I haven't had those for ages

I love a pistachio.

i watched the final of the Roux scholarship eating fish fingers, the irony was not lost on me

I had chipee!

Can I have the recipe lol.

Nothing better than to watch cookery programmes eating crap food.

While opposites attracts don't it lol

Well no while

Not

Recipe is in my first post it was delicious

It's not unreasonable as long as you made it whole doing the Masterchef commentary in your head or am I the only one who does this?

"Orange Gold Wife delicately pours her tomato reduxtion over the bed of pasta, adding a small garnish of finely sliced italian cheese."

Masterchef food is wanky food.
All jus, coulis and drizzles.

Who cooks like that?

YoureMyOrange - that is my DD favourite meal (it is amazing how many pureed veges I can hide with a good dose of heinz tomato sauce and cheese!!!)

Yanbu, i do this! Always end up watching fancy shmancy cooking shows while eating coco pops in my pjs.
Also tend to watch supersize/superskinny type shows then realise im scoffing doritos...