To want to beat this man over the head with a stottie then stick a lemon top up his jacksie while chucking Black Bullets at him?!

[DrSeuss]

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23505723

If your one of my fellow Chosen People who are fortunate enough to live between the Tees and the Tyne, you probably understood that perfectly, pet!

Apparently, we live in a shit hole that is ripe for cracking, unlike other prettier parts!

fracking
Bloody autocorrect!

Totally agree. How dare he?

Mind you, he is Osborne's FIL.

Actually, on reflection, both Black Bullets and lemon tops are far too good for him. He can be beaten with stotties then have a phal down the Bigg Market!

Sorry, should also have said, YABU and Can I join you in the stottie beating, etc?

IABU or IANBU?!

Oh, FGS the stupid lord's got me all muddled.

Of course I meant YANBU

And the phal? That's the one that's free if you can clear your plate. One up from vindaloo?

Can't speak from experience but if you think it'll work, go for it.

He is full of shit....but not post phal! Never tried it myself!

He's apologised.

Must have seen your threat!

Good, although I've never liked stotties!

www.newstatesman.com/politics/2013/07/top-10-most-desolate-places-north-east

YANBU.

Sounds like a waste of good stotties to me !
It just shows the ignorance of the man. Now I am off to feed the whippet.....

Hurrah for the New Statesman- nicely put!

Stotties...mmmmm! Almost as good as oven bottom muffins from my native North West. Now there's a place ripe for fracking

Well done New Statesman, desolation rules!

Us lot on Teesside are ready to pelt him with parmos if the stotties aren't enough!

:o

Just popped in to say, absolutely love the username ShutTheFuckUpBarbara