"Let it go", "I can't be bothered to consider this", "you thought that was worth posting?",

[HoneyDragon]

"I can't bring my myself to care about this",

Huh? Do you people understand Mumsnet not at all?

That's ok then.
Crisis over

Hmm. My second paragraph makes no sense. Dammit. Now I have to accept that I am unreasonable.

Y'know the pigeon thing makes soooo much more sense now. I have a stalker who is a robin. Trufact.

Coo?

You may have cunting pigeons but I have frigging seagulls. The fuckers wake me every dawn fighting with the magpies.

I live at least 5 miles from the sea - the fuckers need to fuck off there.

I told you the seagulls are fuckers.

They've killed this thread.

Am off for

Nah... You've not killed it. I was just doing ironing.

Ironing is a social conspiracy - according to my DS.

And before anyone says anything, I haven't ironed for him since I taught him how to do it some 18 years ago.

I hope you don't just get one magpie fighting the seagulls.....that's bad luck, that is.

YABVU re. the tiger. You can't possibly know that he is rabid all of the time from just seeing a snapshot of his life. He might have just been having a stressful day. Did you offer to help him?

And if you are living in tiger territory you would be VU not to have had an rabies jab - FFS - I thought everyone knew that?

He got rabies of the pigeon

Off

They've broken my spirit MrsD, I could well believe the arm

I work in a hospital that is plagued by pigeons! we always have the sluice room window open, but the feckers get in, you open the sluice room door, and they hoof it out onto the ward.

The patients fall about laughing as we chase em around - it's kinda not an option to close the sluice room window iyswim...

so we put up pictures of scary owls, silhouettes of predators etc on the window to try to deter them. now they line up on the window sill, gazing up at them lovingly, hoping for a shag.... but at least they don't fly in anymore. Shame really - theres nowt makes your day more than sprinting around mid consultants ward round trying to rugby tackle an errant pigeon or two...

cooo

That's a sexist remark if i ever heard one MrsD. What about a woman's arm? Are they so inferior in the pigeon world that they're not worth bothering with?

mrsdevere isn't that a swan?

Swan, pigeon. Same difference.

you can't eat swans though cos they allegedly belong to the queen....

You can if she lets you. Or no ones looking.

If a swan flew into your mouth would it be treason to swallow?

Huh, what do you lot know? I'm off to start a counter thread about the fate of tigers in downstairs loos.

Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo.

COO.

:)

"so we put up pictures of scary owls, silhouettes of predators etc on the window to try to deter them. now they line up on the window sill, gazing up at them lovingly, hoping for a shag.... but at least they don't fly in anymore. Shame really - theres nowt makes your day more than sprinting around mid consultants ward round trying to rugby tackle an errant pigeon or two..."

If we had a 'post of the day' award, this one would definitely win!