"Let it go", "I can't be bothered to consider this", "you thought that was worth posting?",

[HoneyDragon]

"I can't bring my myself to care about this",

Huh? Do you people understand Mumsnet not at all?

Fuck you, cunting pigeon and all your feathery fuckered friends

Coo coo coo.

Coo. :(

Coo?

At 2;30am this morning all I could hear was surreptitious cooing from my ceiling

I think you are very unfair to swear at the pigeon, maybe it has special needs!

I was going to post something like

"Looks like the OP has flounced off in a strop - huh, typical! Obviously can't stand the torching - asks for an opinion and then can't hack it".

Sod it, she has posted at 12:29 and 14 seconds, so it doesn't count now .

Oh, who cares, its too bloody hot and my feet have swollen up.

But she does appear to be drip feeding

Pigeon post is soooo last century.

Fenton ... I have a slight pigeon stalking issue, that is all.

Ah, now we're getting somewhere

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Apologies for the typing, I just want to sneak in a stealth boast that I am a breastfeeder

You can spray pigeons with fence creosote, you know. HTH.

Look, as long as none of you are driving SUVs, excluding my fab children from your weddings or buying frozen mash I couldn't care less .

SUV on driveway check
Frozen Mash in freezer check
Recollection of splitz's dcs attending wedding zero

Uh Oh

I hate pigeon coos more than seagulls

Why do you stalk pigeons?

Ok Honey. Now I care. Ooooh boy do I care

daisychain01 "Oh, who cares, its too bloody hot and my feet have swollen up."

I am shocked, horrified and offended that you wrote this. Don't you know some people aren't fortunate enough to have feet? You're complaining about swollen feet, well you're bloody lucky to have feet at all! I'm really upset about this and hiding the thread. Fucking MN allowing footist posts to remain.

It's the crows you have to watch, sneaky bastards, seagulls too, they shit on my head often the squawking scary creatures!

I'm not stalking pigeons, the pigeons are stalking me.

Example a. I was on this thread before cunting pigeon.

Example b. I have not had 2am asbo pigeons squatting in my property till this year.

Cooooooo. :)

I have been known to go back and forth with other posters, each with polar opposite opinions usually benefits bashers and when it's come to the point where it's understood that they believe me to be a bleeding heart and I, them to be the type who believes everything Tory properganda they read in the newspapers I disengage saying it's obvious neither side is prepared to move on what they believe to be right by informing them I can't be arsed expending any more energy on a fruitless discussion.

Hang on - surely the most disturbing thing in this thread is that there's a pub out there that has run out of Cava

Hopefully the pub has just run out of chilled Cava and here are still plenty of bottles lying in the wine cellar.