I think your profound and wide-ranging ignorance is the bit that's not coming across well, rob.
Not about detailed technicalities of how the DWP works.
But statements like, " do what they did in 1750.....have a cold bath and light a fire."
And this from someone from Salford, too.
It may come as a shock to you to learn that, even in 1750, fires cost money because you had to buy coal. Those with no income used pawn shops as their Wonga. When they ran out of things to pawn, they died. In their thousands in the C19th.
The Manchester area 1750-1850 has particularly good records so we can track very closely the link between poverty and mortality. It also has its own narrator, Elizabeth Gaskell. In fact I've just re-read the chapter entitled "Poverty and Death" in Mary Barton.
The other way you're not coming across well is that people keep explaining to you, in simple words with clear examples, that things like Wonga act as expensive bridging loans to cover the gap when income is delayed. And you keep clutching your head and saying, "But I don't understand!"
So it doesn't really make you look too quick on the uptake.
HTH.