Best name suggestion I've seen for the newborn drain on the taxpayer...

[SolidGoldBrass]

I popped into a pub this afternoon for a wee and a pint and they had a Royal Baby Name sweepstake board behind the bar.

Someone had suggested 'Dodi.'

Kensington Tyler

I thought Katie Hopkins would just love it.

So, because I really can't be arsed to scroll as this thread is making my eyeballs bleed, what was your name suggestion

I guess I think I am extraordinarily clever (?), as I'm pretty sure I could manage not voting for Pol Pot in a presidential election. That is something that royalists think their peers could not be relied to do (by projection, most likely).

You-better than my suggestion

What was yours?

So if we don't bow and scrape to the monarchy we must leave the country?

And you wondered why I called some crazed royalists thick

I was hoping for Jayden for 'streetiness, getting down with it" or "simbar" for disneyesqueness.. Or perhaps Odin... Fairly regal.

We have to put up with George alla Asda... Bet tesco are pissed

Toys, can dead people run for president?

Eep! I've not said owt re being and scrapping. Please stop clumping everyone together, or at least direct posts to the individual. Hi suspect btw ;)

Now George Alla Asda would have been a very good name.

Bowing ARRGGHHH stupid arse typing fingers

I dunno who you are, should I?

I did like the morrissey suggestion though.

Partly because morrissey is such a bell end and it would really piss him off. But mostly because he didnt die in a horrific car accident along with the baby's grandmother

It is almost there, they got the al in the middle name but lost it and went all French or did they get torn between asda and John Lewis?

I'm crap at remembering names

You- Diana.

In a totally Little Britain way, can you imagine if they just said 'yes, his name is Diana' and the reporters had to keep straight faces

I am an oldie, been away for months now. Like (ahem a year) ages

Some people think so, Beyond! How shit, though, for the rest of the population who really want to vote for him or any historical tyrant..

Maybe as a middle name, Valium?

Have we had words? Bunt?

Am I on your shitlist?

I think it had a certain ring to it

Has-bloody phone!

I've got the song 'I like to be in America' going around in my head now.

Thanks to this thread.

You are now, usual.

I can't remember I just recognise you bugger does everyone have shit lists, do I need one

I had a diff name.. Had to name change due to stalking family member