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Best name suggestion I've seen for the newborn drain on the taxpayer...

737 replies

SolidGoldBrass · 23/07/2013 23:16

I popped into a pub this afternoon for a wee and a pint and they had a Royal Baby Name sweepstake board behind the bar.

Someone had suggested 'Dodi.' Grin

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YouTheCat · 23/07/2013 23:17

Hahaha Grin

I prefer Kensington Tyler myself.

YellowJug · 23/07/2013 23:18

Bore off
Thanks

SunshineBossaNova · 23/07/2013 23:19

Oooh... not nice. But

SaucyJack · 23/07/2013 23:19

No need to insult a tiny baby. He's done nothing wrong.

usualsuspect · 23/07/2013 23:20

Hahaha.

Monty27 · 23/07/2013 23:20

PMSL at Dodi, I did suggest Spencer to my dsis earlier Grin

Wheresmycaffeinedrip · 23/07/2013 23:21

This is taking the piss. What did the poor baby do to deserve this. He's 24 hrs old ffs

coralanne · 23/07/2013 23:21

Grinch!!!!!

mynameisslimshady · 23/07/2013 23:21

Oh thats just hilarious Hmm

usualsuspect · 23/07/2013 23:22

Oh ffs

He's a baby not the bloody second coming.

Monty27 · 23/07/2013 23:23

Saucy no-one's insulting the lovely wee baby, we're just having a giggle. Confused

LegoAcupuncture · 23/07/2013 23:24

What an awful term to call a baby. Do you call children born to parents on benefits that as well?

HenriettaPye · 23/07/2013 23:24

'Newborn drain on the taxpayer'

How fucking horrid.

He is a newborn baby

cheerfulweather · 23/07/2013 23:24

Oh dear Grin

LimitedEditionLady · 23/07/2013 23:24

Nah this is taking it too far.Im not really interested in the royals but theres no need to be that nasty.Its a baby,get over it.

YouTheCat · 23/07/2013 23:25

Oh ffs

So who do you think will be contributing to his education/security etc?

usualsuspect · 23/07/2013 23:26

She is kinda on benefits.

SolidGoldBrass · 23/07/2013 23:26

I don't consider babies born to parents on benefits to be anything like as much of a drain on the taxpayer. They're statistically more likely than this one (who is, I'm sure, no more or less lovely than any newborn) to end up working for a living.

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LimitedEditionLady · 23/07/2013 23:26

Im glad im not the only one that thinks that its horrible.Before you tell me to get a sense of humour which i know is coming,assess your own.Being vile isnt humourous.

HeadfirstForHalos · 23/07/2013 23:27

I quite like Rollo!

Binkyridesagain · 23/07/2013 23:27

I must have had a sense of humour bypass.

LimitedEditionLady · 23/07/2013 23:28

Omg lets talk about taxes,thats not done every done.Yawn.

cheerfulweather · 23/07/2013 23:29

Actually You shouldn't make jokes about the magical royal baby's future monarch's potential name Angry.

coralanne · 23/07/2013 23:30

My comment to the OP "The Grinch who stole Christmas" was lighthearted. I can't really see anything on here yet that is vile or horrible.

Just a bit of fun really isn't it.

Personally I think the baby is adorable (as ae all babies)

NomDeClavier · 23/07/2013 23:30

Technically the baby will be supported by the Duchy of Cornwall's revenue, not 'the taxpayer'.