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To think if I have pubic hair so should my dog?

51 replies

HoneyDragon · 23/07/2013 14:17

Or other animals for that matter. They just have the same fur as every where else. They have the same needs for genital protection surely?

What's with all the humanoid wiry weirdness.

Why don't other mammals have pubes?
Well except for dolphins ... That would just be fucking wrong.

Why?

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Beastofburden · 23/07/2013 14:17

eewwww

Binkyridesagain · 23/07/2013 14:19

Cause if they did they would all want waxes, ever tried waxing a dog?

OfficerMeow · 23/07/2013 14:20

Other animals don't have hair, they have fur...

HoneyDragon · 23/07/2013 14:20

Nope. Only immaced a baby.

Besides only the girl mammals would wax them.

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HoneyDragon · 23/07/2013 14:23

Furs still hair. It's only called fur so people don't feel bad about wearing it as a coat.

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ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 23/07/2013 14:24

My dogs have hairy genitals Are yours bald, Honey?

OKnotOK · 23/07/2013 14:24

GrinGrin

If you are so upset maybe you can get your dog a Mirkin!

HoneyDragon · 23/07/2013 14:27

No, no no chickens.

What I'm asking is why the hair under their arms and around their genitslia is the same as everywhere else?

They have hair that happens to be on their genitalia as opposed to pubes.

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ClaraOswald · 23/07/2013 14:28

Maybe yours is bald because she's licked it away?

Groovee · 23/07/2013 14:29

Because human's formed from Monkeys! Not Dogs!

flummoxedlummox · 23/07/2013 14:29

I'd rather have a Brazillian Mastif than give a Mastif a Brazillian!

HoneyDragon · 23/07/2013 14:29

She's not bald!!

Monkeys don't have Pubes!

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peachactiviaminge · 23/07/2013 14:30

We use our pubic hair to trap our sweat and attract a mate, other animals pee on things so no need to trap sweat.

HoneyDragon · 23/07/2013 14:30

Why is everyone convinced of have a bald Labrador?

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ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 23/07/2013 14:32

I'm more concerned that you have waxed poor Hully, and that she's trotting around with a neat non-fur triangle around her lady bits.

HoneyDragon · 23/07/2013 14:33

Right so dogs don't sweat so don't need pubes

But horses sweat and they don't have pubes.

There are no other animals with pubes. That makes me Sad

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HopHopHopSkip · 23/07/2013 14:36

My dog has furry bits Confused I thought she was normal! Hope the other dogs haven't been laughing at her!

ClaraOswald · 23/07/2013 14:36

Would you rather we all looked like Newfoundland dogs except for a bare pubic area?

peachactiviaminge · 23/07/2013 14:38

Far less icky than rubbing your bits up and down a tree especially when you consider the need to mark over intrudersscents. Could get a wee bit slippery.

According to this however we used big bushy pubic hair as an ornament to attract mates like birds with exotic plumage. We still do the same now its just a vajazzle.

Tweasels · 23/07/2013 14:43

Yes but there's hair and then there's pubic hair. Unless some of you have the same hair on your head as you have on your flaps, I don't understand the confusion Grin

No HD, you are not being unreasonable.

HoneyDragon · 23/07/2013 14:46

Thank the blessed wankbadgers someone understands me.

And for the last time, I have not shaved Hully.

(Chickens does her dogs arseholes though. True fact)

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tabulahrasa · 23/07/2013 14:48

It's not that we have extra hair...it's that the rest of our body hair is missing...

TheCuntingPigeon · 23/07/2013 14:48

Coo coo coo coo coo. Grin

juneybean · 23/07/2013 14:52

I dunno my Persian has curly hair between his legs?

HoneyDragon · 23/07/2013 14:52

I'm sorry what? That's a scientific article? He washed his pube in the shower. Thinks "oh hello?" Then gets funding for a nice day at the zoo perving at the monkeys. From this he decides pubes are plumage?! I think not.

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