Given their dire attempt at the Olympics and the Jubilee events thank the Blessed Wank Badgers that the BBC are not commentating on the Royal Birth

[HoneyDragon]

Can you imagine them in their little pod above the birth room?

So things appear to progressing well Alan. We should expect some sort of mooing at half three.

Yes Julie. It was nice to see Kate hiss at William earlier when he tried to run her back. Shall we pan back to that or play a totally unrelated clip?

lol. I can imagine it. But I can't help thinking that Kate will be all calm and goddess like and make the rest of us look like right pansies! I was 36 hours with my first, so for her sake and ours I am praying for a quicker one!

Lol. If it was me they would gave all got bored and gone home!

Well, she's had her baby boy. Mercifully the BBC may stop now