to think that bf is confusing

[Justforlaughs]

as "breast" and "bottle" both start with a b!?
There, I've said it!

Really? In which case I really don't understand half the posts on here! Doesn't take much to confuse me though, I'll admit

Or bf could be boyfriend or best friend.

I thought you meant boyfriend and best friend!

OMG!!! Just shoot me!

DP also has a double meaning. I used to chuckle when I first joined MN and saw people calling their partners DP.

GP. Doctor or Grandparent?

Or guinea pig

YY bumble 'AIBU to put my GP in a cage in the garden'? Ummmmmm.

I once saw a post with DNDN I was utterly confused. Turned out it was Dear Next Door Neighbour.

'DF' father or fiance?

AIBU to ravish my DF to within an inch of his life? Ummmmmm.......

DNDBO

The person next door to them Cocky.

BM is another one

Breast milk
Bowel movement
Brides maid

DF dear friend or dear father or even dear fiancee.

DM dear mum or the dreaded Daily Mail

HB generally taken to be home birth, but clearly hospital birth too.

I guess that the latter, sadly, is so much the norm it's taken for granted.