to not speak to my DH at all this eveing

[Justforlaughs]

because I am on mumsnet? Just that really

It works for me!

I manage to talk to mine and mumsnet, so yes, YABU

In all fairness, I don't dare open my mouth - he's glued to the cycling!

Ha! mine spoke to me-
apparently I'm using all the bandwidth with mumsnet and all the adverts on the side.

I often involve my DH...I have to, he keeps asking what I am sniggering about. otherwise I ignore him

I'm flitting between MN and Candy Crush. DH is flitting between the cycling and Big Match Live on tv catchup.

We have spoken twice. Once about a rude word in the Tempest, and once about Phil Neal.

I'm so very sorry but your DH needs to learn his place . The only reason you stop MNing is because someone has had to call either police, fire or ambulance.

Mine's playing the guitar and would resent the intrusion.
I'm sure he hasn't noticed me sitting here.

Mine has discovered what I'm looking at on my phone and has found Gransnet's AIBU on his own phone.

Don't know what he's reading but he's making faces and saying stuff like "ooooh this granny needs to step the fuck off" he's gone all Jerry Springer...