To stab my colleague with a sharpened biro?

[Geordieminx]

He is sat with a box of cereal on his desk... He is eating it, from the box, with his fingers.

Crunch chomp fucking crunch.

I would like to kill him. Dead. I think any reasonable jury would understand?

I work with an earwax picker and flicker. Disgusting.

I thought this was going to be a follow up to the Pudsey/Hot Boss thread... The Morning After.