To send my delightfully wonderful dp back downstairs to fetch me another apple....

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Because the one he's just bought up is now residing in his boxers.

We keep our apples in the fridge, so apparently it's cooling his whatsits.

Please tell me IANBU to make him get me another one. He thinks IABU not to eat it as it's 'only been on my bits' bbbbllleerrgghh!

Apples are good.
Nuts are good.

Nuts on apples....
Not so good!!

freshly plumped and peeled grapes could be in order.

If I were looking for 'favours', I would be more than happy to feed you grapes and rub your feet if nec.

UWBVU to send him to do anything. UWNBU to ask him to do something. As long as you say 'please'

Mind you, I am frightfully polite.

Oh no Grunt, I have to dispute that one given the thrusting that's been going on with the apple in his pants. It's shameful! I think 'making' him go get another one is the least he deserves haha

Send him down for some icecream. See how he likes them apples.